During a very delicious crab dinner, my counterpart received a phone call. After listening intently, his right hand pressing the phone to his ear and his left hand holding a crab cutter, he said the exact words with a chilling calm:
Whack ‘em. Do whatever it takes to get our trucks out of there.
He then turned off his phone, looked at my visibly tense face and asked “Can I get you more crab?”
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